What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:00
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s